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Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters. ...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader. ...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: Spot. ...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: To cover up the valve stem. ...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A: She kept having affairs with men! ...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits. A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo. ...
Driver's Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat. ...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was a television. ...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails. ...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts? A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor. ...
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