A man was carrying
2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came
this woman and seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man,
"Aren't they cute, what are their names?"
The man gave the lady an angry look and replied, "I don't know".
The lady then asked again, "Are they both boys or girls or
either of each?" The man looking angrier and replied, "I
don't know!" The woman then started to scold the man, "What
kind of a father are you?"
The man replied, "I am not their father, I am just a condom
salesman and these are 2 complaints that I am taking back to my
company!"
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